Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
These 25 People Believed Fake Facts For Way Too Long
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
23 Adults Confess The Irrational Fears They Had When They Were Kids
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.