therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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