sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
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the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
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Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"