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I'm so horny!

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I'm so hungry

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WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!

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For your pussy...

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(508): I'm so horny! (781): I'm so hungry (508): WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY! (781): For your pussy... http://tfl.nu/7j50

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I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.

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(815): I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos. http://tfl.nu/se3d

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Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.

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(423): Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now. http://tfl.nu/w5j3

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Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord

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(617): Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord http://tfl.nu/e1xr

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at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?

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(225): at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end? http://tfl.nu/7mqc

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Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.

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(254): Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me. http://tfl.nu/nie2

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My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted

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(303): My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted http://tfl.nu/ipi0

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mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"

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(315): mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!" http://tfl.nu/d3gl

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after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.

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(336): after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be. http://tfl.nu/g4eu

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The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.

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(303): The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble. http://tfl.nu/kaq2

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She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.

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(865): She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise. http://tfl.nu/2xsu

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I'm sorry, our booty call lines closed at 2 am. If you are receiving this message it is our off hours. Please try again between the hours of 12pm and 2 am to reschedule your booty call. Thank you for your cooperation.

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(970): I'm sorry, our booty call lines closed at 2 am. If you are receiving this message it is our off hours. Please try again between the hours of 12pm and 2 am to reschedule your booty call. Thank you for your cooperation. http://tfl.nu/iw3q

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You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.

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(316): You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times. http://tfl.nu/0lcm

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He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.

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(321): He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector. http://tfl.nu/k71r

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I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings

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(412): I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings http://tfl.nu/tlmy

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