Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
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