Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
I will be naked everywhere
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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