If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
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I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
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It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
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