there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
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he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
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She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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