Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
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So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
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she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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