So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
Randomize
