dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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