I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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