two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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