Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
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Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
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There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
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