remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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