I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
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