That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
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passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
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Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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