dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Those nachos came to me in a dream
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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