We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
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It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
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I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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