The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
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When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
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I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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