so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
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So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
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And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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