I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
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We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
I woke up with a russian doll attached to my necklace and a post-it note with "keep babushka safe" written on it. Fuck vodka
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
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there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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