ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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