I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
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If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
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He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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