I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
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We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
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This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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