Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
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