it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
The ass gains better be worth it
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