I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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