i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
My boss' voice literally gives me gas
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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