I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
Randomize