we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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