College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
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the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
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You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
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