I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
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I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
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It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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