I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
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u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
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