Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
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