The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
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forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
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if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
My dick has a subreddit
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
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