Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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