My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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