Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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