Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
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You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
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I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
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