Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
My bed smells like the plague
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