I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
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tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
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he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
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For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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