doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
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It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
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It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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