Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
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