Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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