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So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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