It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
maybe you met your husband and you just don't know it yet
and other hilarious jokes you can tell yourself
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