Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
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I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
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They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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