We're facebook friends in real life
I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
high people should be assigned attendants
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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