there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
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Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
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I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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