Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
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Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
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Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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