What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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