A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
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Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
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I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
do nipples grow back?
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