honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Randomize
