The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
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My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
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apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.