haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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