Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
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I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
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Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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